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[โ€“] 1 point 1 year ago (3 children)

I haven't purchased eggs in years.

Every time I do, they always go bad before I can use them all, so I stopped buying them. I wish stores would let you buy individual eggs.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    How long did you keep the eggs for? I've never had one go bad in my entire life. Where I live, eggs can be bought in boxes of 6, 8 or 10.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I toss them after they start to float in water, usually after a month.

    We have 6 packs available but they cost more than the 12-pk so I don't buy them. Regardless, even a 6-pk is too many. There are only two people in my house and one of us doesn't eat eggs.

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    My wife insists on an even distribution pull from the center. Can't take a photo at the moment. She insists that an imbalance in the carton makes her more likely to drop it in the morning

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 1 year ago

    Chaos. I grab eggs at random, without consideration for symmetry!

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Can't take a picture. Egg prices quadrupled where I am so I haven't bought them in months. But it could have looked something like this:

    x0000x xx000x

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I don't have any right now but I typically take them out on opposite corners, then work towards the middle. Like this.

    (1) (5) (9) (12) (8) (4)

    (3) (7) (11) (10) (6) (2)

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    If you reverse your order, the carton will feel more stable in your hands as you use up your eggs. This is because the carton's mass density moves towards the outer edges, increasing the moment of inertia.

    I'm fun at parties, I swear.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 1 year ago

    I disagree. I think you want to keep a small MOI because that allows you to control a tipping carton with the least amount of torque. At least that's how I've been justifying by method of taking from the outsides, in.

    It's much harder to control a stick with weights in the ends, ESPECIALLY if the weights are unbalanced (which they will be unless you're only using even numbers of eggs. )

    1. We should hang out at parties.
    2. None of this matters in my real life because my wife is a chaos goblin who just grabs eggs from WHEREVER she pleases, almost like she's not even considering the mass moment of inertia at all!
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  • [โ€“] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I don't eat eggs anymore but I used to checkerboard them

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 1 year ago

    Same: haven't had egg in years.

    I always pulled them from one size so that it was a precarious activity to pull the cartoon from the fridge: you got either the heavy end, which was Ok, or the light end, which was awkward, or the middle, which was totally unbalanced and prone to dropping.

    It's the little, everyday excitements that makes life fun.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 1 year ago

    I can't afford eggs right now but what i usually did was immediately hard boil half of them, eat two of those and put the rest back in the carton. the hard boiled half always stayed on the right half of the carton, because with the layout of my kitchen, that is the side closer to my oven, so i would know which half are hard boiled.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Oh yay I get to post the relevant XKCD! https://xkcd.com/2408/

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  • [+] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)
  • [โ€“] 1 point 1 year ago*

    Can't seem to upload photos for some reason :\ but slots 1 and 6 are empty

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 1 year ago*

    It depends how I shove the tray back in. I add eggs to them more often than I take them out.

    Currently Iโ€™m sorting my quail eggs between small and large because Iโ€™m going to use the small ones for chive blossom pickled eggs, and the large for a big batch of cookies, but usually they just end up wherever they fit, one tray at a time.

    My chickens are going to be another month or two before they start laying.

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