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[–] 52 points 1 year ago*

I don't know why anyone is thinking this is something crazy, it's basically an ice cream float

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_cream_float

The only thing that's a problem is he drank a liter of it

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago

    The LD50 of eggnog is a liter, no wonder.

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Warning! Do not engage in butt stuff after consuming PEGNOG.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    considering I gave you the tag "BALL FONDLER!!!!!!!" I trust that you have experience in this subject

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    They have the tag ball fondler on mine too now. Just to test the feature and see how it works.

    That'll give me a chuckle in a few weeks when I bump into them again.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)
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    crushed ice

    2 ounces dark spiced rum

    6 ounces root beer

    1 to 2 ounces Baileys Irish Cream liqueur

    You're welcome

    https://www.howsweeteats.com/2018/02/root-beer-cocktail/

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    JFC! I'm an alcoholic and that sounds like instant hangover.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Sounded like diabetes when I first heard of it too, but then I tried it.

    I don't spam these all night, just maybe 1 or two as a treat

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Fallout drinks be like:

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    one christmas me and my roommate drank a half gallon of egg nog a day. gained 40 pounds. oops

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    [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Crosspost this to Ten Forward

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    There's coming out of the closet, end then there's cuming out of the closet.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    This would be a good use for Pepsi nitro

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  • [+] -10 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Casual reminder that this sort of behavior is why Americans can’t have free healthcare.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    No American would describe the volume consumed in metric

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Soda is measured in metric in the US. Milk isnt

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Both are measured in both here, because the US is actually also on the metric system. We've been "metric" since 1866 and signed the treaty in 1875.

    We've just done the extra work redefining our customary units in terms of metric ones and then kept on using them. There was a governing body created in 1975 to push the issue. It was later dissolved in the 80s because no one gave a fuck.

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