Why won’t these bastards just leave me alone? 😫

Title: The Three Mosquiteers Three mosquitoes are standing on a piece of human skin and they cross their proboscises in the air and shout out their motto: ALL FOR BLOOD, AND BLOOD FOR ALL! Caption says: A STORY ABOUT THREE ANNOYING CUNTS, WHO BUZZ AROUND MY HEAD, KEEP ME AWAKE, DRINK MY BLOOD AND LEAVE ITCHY BUMPS. FUCK ’EM. I HOPE THEY DIE.

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[–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I feel like this one is much more personal than your typical work

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    ok but why do they have boobs

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I think its because only female mosquitoes bite

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    shit I wasn't planning on studying mosquitos but now I have to know what the males eat...

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Kill em all

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  • A guillotine is overkill
    For insect executions...
    But dealing with mosquitoes will
    Require French solutions!

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Blood for the blood god!

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I ask myself that everytime I watch One Punch Man and reach episode 2

    The Japanese are not afraid to give a mosquito monster tits and ass and sexy camera pans lol

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  • [–] [S] 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    A tough case to crack huh, detective. 🧐

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    will 100% be binge drinking myself into an existential crisis over this

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  • [–] [S] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Please don’t. I’ll tell you.
    Only female mosquitoes bite and drink blood for getting the protein they need for producing eggs.
    Hence the boobs under the skin tight sweaters.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Try putting a spoon under hot water and pressing it on a recent bite, idk how it works but it's incredibly effective.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago* (6 children)

    and keep me awake

    • The artist, Richard Klos, appears to be Dutch. One convention that I understand to be common in the US and uncommon in Europe is the use of screens on windows. The US used to have some serious tropical disease problems that didn't exist in Europe, and window screens became a norm in the US to deal with that.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Window_screen

      By the 1950s, malaria was largely eradicated in the United States due to the widespread use of window screens.[3] Today many houses in Australia, the United States and Canada have screens on operable windows.[4]

      While mosquito-borne malaria isn't a problem in Europe today, screens will still work to keep mosquitoes-as-an-annoyance out.

    • That's probably sufficient, but if you want a second line of defense or don't want window screens, in some places, like Africa, that still have tropical disease issues, use of mosquito netting over beds is used.

    https://www.amazon.com/Sublaga-Mosquito-Hanging-Installation-Decorative/dp/B0BZV3T8TG

    1000009228

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    TIL. That's nuts to me that opening windows is way more common in Europe but they're just fine with bugs coming and going in their houses.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    I suspect, from past conversations, that some of it is that when you design a house to be used without screens, then retrofitting screens isn't optimal. Like, say you have a window of X area. The screen blocks, say, 30% of light that would go through. If you then put a screen on the window, then you have only 70% of the light that you normally would. That may well be darker than you want. If you design a house with the intention of screen use and want light from windows, you're going to make the windows 130% the area you normally would.

    That creates some inertia.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Don't know what you are rambling about. I have very normal windows in my European home and installed bug screens without any problems or disadvantages. There's no trouble with light or air.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago*

    That dude or dudette has no idea what they're talking about. Bug screens are even being sold for small change at the discounters, especially in spring, and year round at the hardware stores. If someone over here has no bug screens they are as dumb as that post you cited. Idiots are everywhere.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Why do they have tits? Like I know they're trying to show they are female, although anyone who knows anything about mosquitoes should already know that, but tits? They need to put them on mosquitoes?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Yes.

    Also try tiger balm for the bites or if you are at home a hot compress.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Blood feeds blood. Blood calls blood. Blood is, and blood was, and blood shall ever be.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    They gave them breasts. I can't.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Sexualizing mosquitoes by giving them giant tits is kinda creepy, bruh.

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