Lol butt

My accountant if I could afford one: my god how do you still have a back!?

Finances is an emotion? ;)

So we are not gonna talk about the tibia and fibula fractures on the first image?

Nice butt though, could be worse

This might've been written by a rich person. Those are all work related injuries and need treatment to enable a better quality of life. The CEO doesn't want to pay for treatment, so they paid a desparate lab assistant somewhere to write up some "studies".

Ahhhh the beautiful pseudoscience of psychosomatics.

It’s like astrology for medicine.

Sociodemographic differences in low back pain: which subgroups of workers are most vulnerable?

[..]lower educational attainment as well as having a lower income are also associated with a greater likelihood of having LBP

https://bmcmusculoskeletdisord.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s12891-024-07970-5

Ahh my back. I need money to fix it.

https://www.verywellmind.com/the-7-chakras-and-what-they-mean-7106518

Edit: Did someone take this literally and sincerely? In a science community?