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[–] 48 points 12 hours ago* (4 children)
  • write the code, make no mistakes
  • then write the test, make no mistakes
  • then write the pull request, make no mistakes
  • then review the pull request, make no mistakes
  • then review your review of the pull request, make no mistakes
  • then remind me of what we are doing
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  • [–] [S] 32 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

    Fuck it just rewrite the whole database in Rust

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  • [–] 38 points 12 hours ago

    I can't fix her.

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  • [–] 36 points 7 hours ago*

    "Why did the [Outlook severs, FAA ATC, National Weather Service, Whatever else] crash then?"

    "You're right to push back. I made a mistake, and that's on me."

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  • [–] 23 points 11 hours ago (13 children)

    digging this meme template, it has potential

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  • [–] [S] 20 points 11 hours ago (12 children)

    Don't worry, I'll be reusing it everytime slop causes major outages. Literally just change the top and the meme has legs for days.

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  • [–] 11 points 8 hours ago (11 children)

    take my Lemmy gold, kind stranger.

    lemmy gold, Lemmy version

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  • [–] [S] 11 points 8 hours ago (10 children)
  • [–] 10 points 7 hours ago (8 children)

    I didn't make it, feel free to use this as well:

    lemmy gold, lemming version

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  • [–] 8 points 4 hours ago (5 children)

    The irony of offering slop to the OP of this post 😅

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  • [–] 3 points 1 hour ago (4 children)

    Is that slop? I thought it was just 3d rendered or photoshopped. What about it says slop?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 hour ago (3 children)

    Strange leg placement and foot design, and the twenty tails.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

    oooh.... I thought that was just one big tail.

    sigh. this is exactly why we can't have nice things. OK, here's a quick take on something better, what do y'all think?

    vPcEmkWGcbz5A6J.jpg

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  • [–] 17 points 9 hours ago* (1 child)

    Telling AI to make no mistakes is like telling a CEO to have empathy. Both are futile.

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  • [–] 13 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

    I'd consider using a home assistant modeled after her for the lulz.

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  • [–] 13 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

    I don't even know which HQ this is making a dig at because so many stupid people in charge of shit are forcing their employees to use AIslop. It's like the same places that have mandatory return to office are the same falling for AI hype.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 hours ago

    If EH thinks she did nothing wrong, why is she ok with being in prison? Will we ever find out how her brain works? Should psychopaths be allowed to be parents? I have so many questions.

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