I think they're beautiful, and looking into their infamously bad behavior is where I began to learn about birds often pairing for life and are very loving and protective parents.

If not for the overproduction of messy poo, I'd rank them much higher, but I love geese in principle.

Deer are not gentle. Approach a mule deer and find out how gentle they are. They're skittish and wary

Owls are "very lucky to have good PR".

I love the blighters but they are the most stupid, evil-minded little sky gremlins to ever soar awkwardly through the skies.

Geese are entertaining how dare you

I shit talk them too as a joke but as long as you show no fear and don’t threaten their babies they’re just rubbernecked goofballs who poop a lot in unfortunate places.

Geese are tenacious

Geese are the bouncers of the park, making sure no bad vibe people get in.

Geese are full of shit. Actually that's wrong, they're slightly less than full since they just shat all over your car.

Geese are police.

Geese are passionate about maintaining their personal space.

We don't talk about "them"...

You know what makes a joke great?

Putting the punchline in the title. Really elevates it to new levels

Geese are BUDDIES

Idk man, I've encountered Canada gooses hundreds of times and they have left me alone. I know geese have a reputation for being aggressive, but I've never seen it.

GEESE are delicious

If owls are wise it must be in a Forrest Gump kind of way. They are not smart birds. Their eyes take up basically all the space where other birds would keep their brain.

Y'all haven't heard about ducks.

edit: and of course right after I post this I see someone commented on ducks. But it's not just the sadistic sex. My neighbor has ducks and they're extremely loud, and aggressive to each other, pretty much all the time.

My strategy for dealing with geese when I'm on my bike is a simple one: Beg for lenience.

There must be big differences between species, because my local geese population is the chillest bunch. They just move out of the way when you walk by them. I think they breed elsewhere so that might be it.

HONK

*Opossums

Geese are MEAN.

And skunks stink.

I know some gardeners with a different view of squirrels.

Geese are the cats of the lakeside

Geese are ASSHOLES

I’d probably be pretty pissed off too if my shlong was shaped like a corkscrew.

or is that ducks?

♪ The monkeys stand for honesty
Giraffes are insincere
And the elephants are kindly, but they're dumb
Orangutans are skeptical of changes in their cages
And the zookeeper is very fond of rum
Zebras are reactionaries
Antelopes are missionaries
Pigeons plot in secrecy
And hamsters turn on frequently ♪