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[–] 15 points 1 day ago (1 child)

Geese are entertaining how dare you

I shit talk them too as a joke but as long as you show no fear and don’t threaten their babies they’re just rubbernecked goofballs who poop a lot in unfortunate places.

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  • [–] 2 points 22 hours ago*

    as long as you show no fear

    This applies to most birds (protecting babies, or being hormonal, not included). If you stare at them intensely, they register it as predator behavior, and are likely to stay the fuck away. Showing teeth also creeps them out.

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