Weird. It’s almost like putting billions of eggs in one basket and tossing a live hand grenade in the middle has a negative effect on said eggs.
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What's going on?

Thats art right there. Either sloppers, hacks, or attacks, keel it up please. I want a week of outage. Teach em a lesson.
My guess: Very vibe crapped November patches on Windows pulling the bottom from under Azure and M365. They should migrate to NetBSD for some actual resilience heheheh.
I'm wondering if it might be a hack because there's been some weird phishing attacks going along with it. Could also just bad actors taking advantage of the chaos.
IT guy here. Anyone got a loaded gun I can borrow? Just one bullet.
this is one of those rare times I enjoy all our shit being in the cloud. Not a damn thing I can do but post an advisement, and everyone knows there’s no room to be mad at me. It’s practically been a day off
Not a damn thing I can do but post an advisement
A paper one, on the office bulletin board, because Outlook is also down, lol.
This was my first thought upon hearing this news. For some companies, not having Teams and Outlook is basically PTO.
Also in IT, if only Teams could go down too 🤞🏻
Retired former IT guy here. I'm enjoying watching the tech world burn while wrapped in a blanket on my couch, sipping hot chocolate. ☕
I feel bad for my fellow IT guys who have to deal with it, but it's so nice being removed from it all now.
I just walked through the office telling literally everyone I saw "Outlook is down pass it on"
I mean the beauty of SaaS is that all the IT guys can throw their hands in the air and say it's not their problem.
Unless you work for MS, of course.
I was sooooo hopeful when I saw it in the list of affected services, buuuuuuuut noooooooooooo
I have the dumb. Can someone explain what’s going on?
Nearly all of Microsofts online services like Outlook are down :). Unfortunately not Microsoft Teams for my company though
More info: Potentially impacted services include:
- Exchange Online
- Microsoft Teams
- SharePoint Online
- Microsoft Copilot 365
- Microsoft Defender XDR
- Microsoft Planner
- Microsoft To Do
- Microsoft Intune
- Microsoft Defender for Office 365
- Microsoft Purview: Multiple Purview services including Authorization, Auto Labelling, Data Loss Prevention (DLP), Communication Compliance, and Data Classification are impacted.
- Power BI: All users may intermittently be unable to export reports with MIP sensitivity labels to PDF in Power BI.
- Microsoft 365 Apps Admin Center: Multiple services including Cloud Update, Cloud Policy, and Inventory.
Everytime I refresh this page, there's a new service impacted.
I am also unable to ‘sleep’ my pc after the last update.
There's a major Internet services interruption happening. I first saw it reported that Microsoft Outlook was down. It looks like the problem has spread to other Microsoft services, and also to other companies' services.
After recently moving everything to self hosted I never even noticed. Helps being unemployed from the tech industry so I am not forced to use any corpotrash.
Yep, lol. Absolutely everything I use is fully up and operational. Sucks to be corpo.
Yep, outside of work I moved on from all proprietary tech were possible. So anything of mine is just plodding along like normal. But I am watching the corporate world burn like Nero on the roof. Good times.
Not being in IT and fundamentally just taking life easy regardless of what is happening, it has been really nice today. Didn't realize just how pervasive email is until it is gone.
I had a very relaxed workday today. The silence in my email was like a tomb.
Me, a self-hoster, laughing at DownDetector then crying because my job still relies on Microsoft
I admin exchange (note: NOT 365) mail accounts for hundreds of clients.
We're "five nines" 99.999% uptime for the year still.
Right now it's becoming near-impossible to NOT brag about that fact.
Should have used Linux
basically all microsoft service backends do run on linux unfortunately
I checked this morning and it said 999 was down so it could have been a bit better
Even steam's "down" and they aren't sloppers. What's going on? is it cloudflare + MS Azure?

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