OP, gathering secret questions clues to get all our passwords :)

My cat is named Denise the Menace because she lives to attack your toes. Doesn't matter if you're sleeping, carrying hot things or running away from her. Your toes are HER TOES. She is a bully who will back you into a corner till she gets the nibbles she wants.

We exclusively call her BABY KITTY! Pronounced just under shouting levels because she is perfect and has never done anything bad in her entire life.

Someone's fishing for answers to a security question. Tomorrow we'll have "What's your mother's maiden name?" 😁

I have a cat named Aleister Meowley. He goes by Meowley for short.

Nyx, but for reasons I cannot even understand myself, I started calling her monkey lol

Snagglepuss, Snaggles/Snags for short. She can be a lil shithead sometimes but I would die for her

This is "Oskar". When we don't want him to know we are talking about him, we use "Schnuffel", which is derived from the german word for sniffing, "schnüffeln".

Sure, my pets names aren't used as a security question anywhere so my cat's name is legally Meerkat but my grandma called her Kit-kat (I inherited her after both of my grandparents passed). I call her "little baby meow meow boo" bc I am a dancegavindance/Jon Mess fan.

I also had a boxer I think about everyday that we called Nevada and I loved telling people her name when she was alive. She was born in Nevada and belonged to a member of the Washoe tribe when I got her. Her full name, Running Acres Nevada Sunset.

The tabby cat is Padfoot, aka Paddy, aka Paddycakes, aka Paddifer, aka Sir Paddington, aka Crabcake.

The black cat is Nox, aka Knock-Knock, aka Noxy, aka Princess of Darkness, aka Cheddar (Bay) Biscuit.

Her name is Margie, short for Margarine (the shelter named her that). I mostly call her creature, goblin, baba, monster, and grumpy.

Ours is named Luigi. I call her Puddy Tat.

This is Quill. We call her Quilly Bean, Quilly Queen, queen bean, bean queen, screamy bean or just bean.

We have Jinx (Squidge), TK (Teeks), Megatron (Megs), and Stinky (Stonky, Bonky, Binky, Bonko, Bonky-boo, Bonkers). They each have their own theme tune, which I sing to them.

Name: Winnie Pooper

What I call her: Little One

I've got a boy named Cricket, but we usually call him Crikey! (Including the exclamation point, you have to say it the way Steve Irwin would say it)

Dionysis went to Dio and now is Shmoopsy

Aether went to Nandor then to Atlas but is now Tinyyyy (gotta draw out that y)

Cirilla went to Lila then went to Whatsshesnamess which turned into Shmems or Shems

Cat-Cat, the cat. Gets called Catters, cat, dum-dum, fuzzy banana or fuzzy sausage. And Baby Cat-Cat.

Named Syzygy. Usually it's Syg, with the soft g

I had a floof named Alice. She was the best. A Turkish van breed, I think, which is what yours looks like. SO SOFT. I miss her. :(

Name: irrelevant Call him: dog

Name: equally irrelevant Call her: cat

May run into an issue if we double up at some point... when we have visiting dogs I call one "other dog" and the other "other other dog"

Her name is bean but we call her baby

Peanut is p.p.nut out peanut butter. Pepper is peepers or pepperoni. They both also respond to little assholes or puppos. They go crazy when my husband asks them if it's time to party (potty).

Mowgli is momo, mowgles, or bubba. Lulu is booboo or fluff. Tessa is usually just Tessa They all respond to "kitties.kitties. kitties." because it means dinner.

My cat's Government name is Tostada. With his full title it becomes Tostada the Toe Annihilator.

We call him Toast, Toasty, Toasters, Toaster Roaster, Toast Malone, or Toaster Strudels.

There was a cat named Blueberry, who was unfourtunately dumped at my house. She was preggers. She had birth at my home, to only one kitten. Super rare. Seemed to be a girl cat, My young son named the kitten amber.

a few months in, amber's balls dropped. So, after dicussing it with my son, we changed amber, to Andy. (and got everyone to the vet for all the essentials, both blueberry and Andy alike).

"Andy", got massive. by six months he was 2x the size of is mom. He a black and white floofy boy goofball. So naturally, Andy turned to Pandy, a play on panda.

Until one day we just legally changed his name to Panda.

Shenanaganda Pandamonium Pandzilla Pandonkers

So many iterations of Panda, and I love how his name, truely found him.

5 cats. All black.

Batman, aka buttbutt, battyboombatty

Butterfly, aka princess skeeter, sneeder, skeets.

Edgar Vedder Allen Poe, aka eddie boots, smedley bootler, cuti-booties.

Gary, aka growler, the belly

Morgue, aka morgo the destroyer, morganza, morgy porgy, or morgz

His name is Mop.

I call him Mopple or Mopplestein.

Used to have a void named Boog who I called Silkbeast.

Falcor, because he is pure white, like the luck dragon.

Sour cream purrito.

Because he is dumb as rocks. Like a sour cream burrito.

Since we took over a stray and kept her 2 kittens (she went back to her rescuer - a bit of a story) those 2 are called Fenrir and Schlomo

But mostly I call them 'Scheisser' (German for someone who shits, but doesn't do much else)

Galleta (Pronounced Guy Ettah), I call her 'weird puppy'

Athena and Nova. Also known as BabyKitty and SillyButt.

White and black is Bishop aka Bishop bug, baby bug, and fucking asshole.

Grey is Rook aka baby baby or muffin when he's in trouble (He hates it).

Used to have a cat named Bip Bimp Thrimp Bup Doodlebug Goose Sunnyside Up but I called him Shrimpy.

And what’s your mothers maiden name? And your SSN?

Cookie, a dachshund

Goes by

• Cookie
• the cookie
• cooks
• cookie monster (when she's begging at the dinner table)
• weirdo (when zoomies are in effect)
• Cheeto dust (when she needs a shower)
• cookie maria (whenever she's been bad and she knows it)
• cookita
• un perritoooo (when we get home)
• pinche perro (when we catch her in the act doing something evil)
• the worm (when we talk about her but dont want her to know were talking about her)

And a bunch more names depending on yhr situation

Calvin Klein, named after that kid who help George Mcfly and played guitar at the dance.

You can guess what we call him for short.