That meme skeleton looks more alive than whatever this is:

senator and senile have same root word, senex (latin), which means old, so there is that

...good lord, I think I now want Mitch to live, at least a little bit longer. How the fuck is this dilapidated man gonna do in a Senate debate!?

Imagine an interviewer asking him a question on what he thinks of our security posture in the pacific and if we need more troops in Taiwan and South Korea and he just smiles and flashes a ✌ at 'em.

Then, he may rest.

Chuck Grassley is 93. JFC.

I think he's dead, and they are wheeling around a very lifelike* automoton, either taxidermy or wax. The little movements and slack jaw are just enough... Like a chuck-e-cheese band member.

There is a whole genre of videos of reporters asking a near comatose Mitch completely normal questions, and I did not know how much I needed that in my life.

Pretty sure this is an old Onion post. Why is the source removed?

OP is so real for this

Yeah but he’s our cobweb covered skeleton