Clearly written by some smug [insert language here] dev… Nobody actually working in the JS/TS ecosystem is using var in 2026.

Is this functional programming?

Yeah I write clean readable code, how could you tell?

And thus, js becomes lisp.

There wouldnt be a ram crisis if nobody needed a 32 gigs of ram in their pc just to run a "hello world" web app.

Satan is taking notes...

Coding noob here. What am I looking at? I want to laugh too. :(

Oh, I'd recognize those parenthesis anywhere. Any sufficiently complicated javascript program contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, supply-chain-vulnerable, slow implementation of half of Common Lisp.

standard Javascript experience

Also known as functional programming.

Welcome back lisp.

Holy hell, these packages don't actually exist... Right?

number-that-is-between-one-and-hundred-to-string

Yikes. You know that's a giant if-else-if based on the name

The sad part is that this is probably safer than using vanilla javascript.

I think I just got a stroke

This reminds me of a drinking game I did once during uni times: the player chooses a word, and if there is an npm package called like that, they drink. The one who finishes the bottle looses it all :)