Holy hell, these packages don't actually exist... Right?

number-that-is-between-one-and-hundred-to-string

Yikes. You know that's a giant if-else-if based on the name

The sad part is that this is probably safer than using vanilla javascript.

I think I just got a stroke

Clearly written by some smug [insert language here] dev… Nobody actually working in the JS/TS ecosystem is using var in 2026.

Yeah I write clean readable code, how could you tell?

Is this functional programming?

And thus, js becomes lisp.

There wouldnt be a ram crisis if nobody needed a 32 gigs of ram in their pc just to run a "hello world" web app.

Satan is taking notes...

standard Javascript experience

Coding noob here. What am I looking at? I want to laugh too. :(