Dear neighbor,

I am trying to send a different message.

What about my 9ft Mike Myers? Every week I change his outfit, this week is Wayne's world, next week is Shrek, last week was Austin Powers.

Why? Just add a Santa hat to it.

If people can leave their christmas crap up all year then your neighbor can have Michael Myers.

Fuck you, that stays up all year or until I need to do something in that spot.

Day after the midterm election, I saw a house with all sorts of menacing horror figures out front from Halloween, now proudly holding a very large American flag. It sure did send a message, lol.

Never remember Halloween is over in November

Dear HOA,

I didn't ask you a goddamn thing.

What/Who is Michael Myers? A politician?

Half the point of home ownership is judging your neighbors. HOAs are a legal vehicle to make the practice official.