You leave that ho alone! She agreed to go on a date with me!

"She did whaaaaaaaat!?" *chairs flying*

Sorry, but she has veto power:

That's an 18km hike at 5:00.

I'm sure once she's on the hike the brain control center will come around. I've always said I love being up early, but I hate getting up early. 12 miles is a fair bit though hah.

I'm in this comics and I don't like it.

Can confirm.

source: hiked across Haleakala crater on Maui. I mean, the otherworldly moonscape-like terrain is awesome, but no more awesome than one or two miles of it would have been.

My last date was like this, lol. We were dancing, both of us not being much into it so I was like: "Wanna go out for a walk?"

We then walked all the way up a hill that had a small church on top of and with a great view. I showed her from there where I grew up, where I studied, etc.

It was a great date but sadly it was her last day on the island and the spark only light up that afternoon.

uh, can i bike instead? and get coffee. and donuts.

there's this spot at the local pond where when the light catches the crests of the waves at just the right time, the whole pond starts to sparkle. if that was right at sunrise instead of a bit before noon, it'd be worth waking up that early.

Sorry everyone, I'm certainly going.

This is why it's important to have a weekday off. A 12 mile hike sounds awesome, just not on a Saturday when it's packed.

With a bit of effort they can be home at noon so what's the fuzz about?

I just say no and then they go ok and everything is fine

This is why Guess Culture is a thing.

Genuinely surprised how many 5 am hikers there are.

That sounds pretty great actually!