I remember a long ago time, when I didn't feel the need to check if every Presidential announcement was real or a joke.

I also remember a time when the joke pronouncements were funnier than the real ones.

Bet Dana's holding out for the soon-to-be-vacated position of Secretary of War.

Omg. Please let him take the gig.

Ok, so here's what I think happened.

Someone made a recommendation: Dana W. White. She is a communications exec and has worked for Fox News, the Heritage Foundation and the WSJ. So, it would actually make sense, right? But of course, Trump likely has no idea that she even exists and automatically loves the idea of having a strong UFC celebrity as Press Secretary. Obviously he runs his mouth before anyone can stop him and here we are..

And now that he's made a complete ass out of himself, nobody is going to correct him and say "OH MY FUCKING GOD, YOU ASKED THE WRONG PERSON, YOU RIDICULOUS FUCKING TURD." So doubling down it is, it's their usual MO.

So yeah, basically the personnel-equivalent of the Four Seasons Landscaping fiasco. :D

So weird to have the president publicly begging someone to take a job in the administration. He looks weak and desperate. If they turn it down, ots another nail in the coffin. Lose lose.

That doesn't even start on who it is and how unsuitable they would be, as well as the entourage.

Stick a fork in America...they're done.

I have no idea of who Dana White is, but i could bet that she is young, blonde, dumb, and Trump would love to fuck her.

If you wanna come off as a macho guy, don’t post pictures of naked men

(personally, I very much enjoy pictures of naked men, but, then again, I am not, nor am I running for the office of president of anything)