Unfortunate.

Now how will I identify dooches so as to avoid them?

You're saying a car with a bad build quality, no resale value, and looks butt ugly didn't sell like the drugged up Nazi business owner wanted? Wow.

They were still producing this shit box?

I thought they stopped long ago - or did they just finish the pre orders for the suckers?

It’s a relief knowing the number of these things I see on the roads will only go down. They’re dangerous. I’m not sure if it’s because it’s poorly designed and hard to drive in the city, or just because the people that buy them have a hard time driving in the city.

I like that anyone who bought one made a really bad investment

I went with a Silverado EV and love it. Tows like a champ.

Fuck the CT.

No worries, the next terrible boxy Elon dystopian child dream car is coming on the heels of the cybertruck: Elon looked at the sleek Roadster and said "You know what this needs to become? A two-seat sports Cybertruck".

Sure to become Tesla's next flop.

No more pedestrian bisectors? Great! They never should have been approved for roads to begin with.

Not to mention, the slew of the thin-skinned leopard food whinging that other drivers are constantly flipping them off wherever they drive. 🤣🖕🏼

FWIW, I mildly enjoy doing so. It gives me a little ray of joy each time I do my part in conveying the majority opinion they done fucked up (and yet, they choose to continue, unapologetic and "victimized". No pity here.)

Side note: wouldn't said "vehicle" be totaled out if heinously, immorally, criminally vandalized? I mean, their premiums'd go up, but what a small price to pay to once again be able to hide your natural asshattery from endless (justified) public criticism.