That imitation crab is banging my wife, and I love it.
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Nah, you need a period. Something your wife is also missing.
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You only really need a semicolon, which is all I had left after the crab was done with me.
The Oxford comma doesn’t get enough love.
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Unlike this man's wife.
Who gives a fuck about that?
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Halloween has passed! Vampire weekend was a week ago.
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More like about 18 years ago 😅
This man, and his wife, doesn't get enough, crab.
That imitation? Crab is banging my wife and I; Love it!
That imitation crab is banging! My wife and I love it.
Gonna be real, this took a lot of thinking for me to finally get it. It cannot work with a comma.

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