It's all fun and games until the eye suddenly opens and you become an anime protagonist.

When your alarm goes off cause it’s time to get up for work:

Just remember to feed it cheese instead of people and you'll have nothing to worry about

For those OOTL (like me myself and I) https://berserk.fandom.com/wiki/Beherit

He kept asking me if I wanted to make my dreams come true, before selling it to me. Trully bizarre

It's this dude's horcrux.

Whatever you do, don't fall in love with the brawny dark-haired boy. He will be the cause of your downfall.

Hang on to that in case anyone ever murders the firekeeper at firelink shrine.

Weird they sell truck nutz individually.

Thanks, I hate it.

Oh, I would totally buy that. Nobody would have to “sell” it to me. It’s exactly the type of weird, fucky thing I would simply have to own.

And the first person I would show it to? My mother. It would absolutely terrify her.

Griffith!!!

Chase your dreams! Be ambitious!

You out there trying to get cursed?!

I was given mine as a child. Life as only been pain. Everyone should be worried.

Don't get it wet or feed it after midnight.

Does your sword swing both ways?

Maybe unusual where you come from.

Don't even think about it!

Clearly a cursed item

Looks like a tomato designed by Pablo Picasso!

Bulgaria is pretty big though

Hmm, weird.

I had a coworker who was really into Berzerk. I 3D-printed him a behelit one time. He was thrilled.

Nodnol?