/me slaps blkvvvs around a bit with a large trout

What is this, mIRC?

I have that exact picture of a trout saved on my laptop from... Probably around 2005

https://eelslap.com

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I work all night and I sleep all day.

You've been hit by

You've been hit by a wet animal

Ow!

Takes me back to the days of IRC and dialup.

slaps $name with trout

If you don't whack at least 2 friends, Terry the trout will come and fuck up your couch cushions

Not the first time.

*cornobbled by a wet trout https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cornobble

Woot! What do I win!?