if only If I had a pen knife

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lOpQ6gK4riI

Do not use your finger unless you like drinking blood and going to the hospital.

Everyone is talking about the pull tabs an I’m sitting here wondering if the beer is 1 pint 8 oz. Or if this company is trying to call 8oz one pint.

Here, glad to help.

That's when you stab the side with a sharp object and get chugging.

I spent a few minutes wondering how it's possible for the pull tab to be attached off to the side like that

Then I realised oooh it's just come off and you've placed it there

Had that happen a few times. I just use a key that I normally have on me for the house or car (car less these days since its a fob and sliding the key out isn't worth it). A few good and steady stabs closest to the line should do the trick. Then just push down with finger.

I mean, a sharp blow with the back of a pen would open it, but yeah. That's work should shouldn't have to do.

Perspective. If you’re one of the members over at stop drinking, then perhaps this was your day.

That sucks. Badly.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZLKAIFUp-Jw

bite it

Just stab it with a screwdriver

OP needs an old-school church key.

Just use the one on the bottom.