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[–] 61 points 5 days ago (9 children)

pineapple on pizza was "offensive"

Stop being a pretentious twat and do your job or get sacked for refusing to do it.

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  • [–] 28 points 5 days ago (7 children)

    I support twatish pretentiousness. In their own pizza place.

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  • [–] 14 points 5 days ago (6 children)

    Not his own pizza place, hence being fired.

    Did you think he fired.. himself?

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  • [–] 5 points 5 days ago (5 children)

    Your mastery of the English language needs work. My usage is acceptable within the context.

    To explain further, the two sentences can be reworked as "he can be a pretentious twat when he starts his own pizza place". The connection is implied and it works because English is three languages in a trenchcoat. Or was it four?

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  • [–] 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

    TBF, so does theirs, it seems. ☝🏼

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  • [–] 1 point 4 days ago (1 child)

    Now that you mention it... I see it.

    But I'm going to be a pretentious twat and ignore that. 😗

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  • [–] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

    No worries. You were very kind in suggesting US English was only a few languages in a trenchcoat. We all know it's actually several, bastardized, broken, and beer-battered before being deep-fried in bullshit. 😋

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  • [–] 18 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    Other concerns were raised about Tamburella using foul language, his communication style and "escalation of frustration in the workplace". The ruling also detailed an incident at work in April this year where Tamburella fractured bones in his right hand when he struck a metal hand rail.

    The pineapple was hardly the (only) reason for him being fired

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  • [–] 10 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    What a stupid hill to die on.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

    Don't think people's ability to stay in a country should be at risk even if they came over on a work visa. Especially if they just need to change jobs and haven't, like, beaten anyone up. You've been nonviolently engaging in society? Congrats, you get a "fuck it stick around why not" visa when you and your boss have a pizza disagreement. (Or we could re-envision the whole system, but that's a bit much to get into on the comments of this specific post about pizza toppings)

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  • [–] 4 points 4 days ago

    Good. They have no buinsss working in an industry where they serve people with preferences.

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    [–] 10 points 5 days ago (7 children)

    First of all, if I had a pizza joint he'd be hired immediately (pineapple on pizza is fine, but it's something you should do in a private place, like masturbating)

    Secondly, I like anchovies on my pizza and I'm not a ninja turtle, so do whatever you want with my opinion.

    Fun tip: if you find yourself at a pizza joint that serves pineapple pizza, ask if they can also add anchovies as well. If they say "no, we don't carry anchovies", that's your cue to bring out the can of which you brought along, peel that stinky bastard open, sit it on the table with grace & prestige and say with a condescending tone "It's fine, I brought my own..."

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  • [–] 7 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    I nod at anchovy man from across the room in respect at his principled stance but he notices there's pineapple on my pizza (not even ham along with it) and he walks over to call me a pervert to my face. The fish stink on him knocks me out and i have to eat my pizza the next day as leftovers, at home. another win for anchovies.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 days ago (4 children)

    Can?! Heresy, anchovies should come in a jar!

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  • [–] 3 points 5 days ago (3 children)

    I dare you to whisper "anchovies in a jar" into my ear.

    Warning: I'm fully aroused now

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  • [–] 1 point 5 days ago

    The hero we deserve.

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  • Pick the finest marble for the statue of this martar.

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