Onion had that one in the chamber, well done

Ikr. Is he even doing anything?? #VoteRed!

Too busy blinking to keep their eye on the ball.

Gold.

It's been hours.... where's my money and why don't my feet smell better? Thanks, El said.

Can't believe the democrats haven't ended the Iran war since gaining power 2 months from now.

Amazing

"He's a millenial, not Gen-Z"
"It's a distinction without a difference!"

Have to admit it made me pause a little to think

Gas prices are 35% higher now that they were when trump took office. Thanks democrats

He's too busy planning his next jihad, duh!

Unbelievable. Michigan is such a wreck! Get to work, loser

Told you muslims are too busy praying 5 times a day to handle important responsibilities.