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[–] 49 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I wish Mitch McConnell was alive to see this

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  • [–] [S] 70 points 3 days ago (5 children)
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  • [–] 23 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    I believe it's an actual clip from his show. Something about counting.

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  • [–] 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

    It's the "Where is Thumpkin" song. It's to the tune of Frère Jacques, and you go through each finger holding them up and calling out "Where is [finger name]? (x2) Here I am. (x2, revealing a finger each time) How are you today, sir? Very well, I thank you. Run away. (x2, hiding a finger each time)". The finger names, in order, are Thumpkin, Pointer, Tall Man, Ring Man, and Pinky.

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  • [–] 33 points 3 days ago

    Maybe it's tonight that it happens....

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    The bell tolls for evil. Your time is up, evil man.

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    Cry more, orange loser.

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