A friend today: "Did you vote today?"
Me: "Nope."
"Are you going to vote today?"
"Nope."
"..."
"I voted two weeks ago."
A friend today: "Did you vote today?"
Me: "Nope."
"Are you going to vote today?"
"Nope."
"..."
"I voted two weeks ago."
I voted early

Holy shit. This is looking extremely promising
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