Red meat for the base in desperation.

Sports insiders said we could have avoided the 2016 election if NFL owners just let him buy the Bills.

How about the Washington EpsteinDidntKillHimselfs?

What did he and Epstein do at that party of just them and a bunch of children without guardians?

What the fuck?

Predictably crazy banana republic news.

Party of small government, huh?

He is desperate for any news story that will stop the Epstein news.

Anything to get the news cycle off of Epstein.

Sounds like good reason to wait for the despot to die or whatever.

FWIW, billionaires run the NFL, they should pay for their own fucking stadia.

This fucker wants to micromanage everything. Mind your own business you dumb oaf.

This seems really important and not like a petty attempt at distraction at all.

How is this not the Onion

Epstein list

King's Decree.

He should be sued for this 😮‍💨

Finally a president that is tackling the real issues head on. I really hope he forces Aunt Jamima's face back onto syrup bottles soon. I miss seeing that sweet woman at the breakfast table so goddamm much. I'm clamoring Mr president, clamoring I say.

This guy literally cannot go a single day without being even more of a piece of shit than the previous day!

He releases the Epstein Files, unredacted, and maybe they Washington Commanders will change their name back.

In fact, until he does, I vote they change their name to the Washington Epsteins!

This guy puts his fucking nose in everything.

TIL that the Washington football team is from Washington D.C., not Washington State.

I also recently learned that the Pentagon also isn't located in Washington state. This shit needs a disambiguation page for real life.

He's just trying to manufacturer distractions from Epstein conversations. Stay focused!

Definitely sweats the big stuff. I assume that the libertarians are fine with being told what to do by this joker. He must be trying to move on from his bromance with Epstein and needs a new controversy.

Trump accidentally lands on my side. Fuck your publicly funded stadium.

Trump still pissed about his NFL snub. What a fuckin child.

...i thnk we need to start calling the donvict a child rapist...RAPIST DON...CHILD RAPIST DON..RAPE DON...nothing seems to roll off the tongue...

I mean yes, the commanders is a shitty name but going back to the racial slurs isn't the solution. I personally was a fan of the Washington football team era.

He is such an idiot. As President of the US, don't we think he has more important issues to be concerned with? Like, does he have any focus/power of concentration or filter? WTAF. Why do we have this senile dumbass in charge????

Even better name would be the Washington Epstein List.

He already killed one football league by trying to force his will on it.

This is a distraction from the epstein files.... its not working

I'm really cool and should be really popular everyone in middle school thinks so there's a big clamoring for this - 12 year old Becky