Not like anybody else is gonna do it

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[–] 13 points 6 days ago (1 child)
[–] 12 points 6 days ago (1 child)

I feel like I probably grab them at least once a day on average. I just love them so much 💖

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  • [–] 11 points 6 days ago* (1 child)

    I was riding the bus to work the other day when a public service message started playing on the screens, it said "5 things to squeeze this october." First a picture of a pumpkin. Then a pet. Then a knitted sweater. Then two breasts. Apparently we should squeeze them every day to get a feeling of how they normally feel.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 days ago* (2 children)

    I do like every 20 minutes. :)

    Mostly because they're itchy and its the only way to get any relief without straight up feeling myself in public.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 days ago

    best i can do is a little pat (there is not enough to hug)

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  • [–] 7 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    In my case, a very little hug 😭

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  • [–] 5 points 5 days ago (5 children)

    No. You come and hug them yourself! :3

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  • [–] 4 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    You know actually at first it was "ow my ego" but you might be onto something, it's kinda nice

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