Not like anybody else is gonna do it

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[–] 11 points 6 days ago* (1 child)

I was riding the bus to work the other day when a public service message started playing on the screens, it said "5 things to squeeze this october." First a picture of a pumpkin. Then a pet. Then a knitted sweater. Then two breasts. Apparently we should squeeze them every day to get a feeling of how they normally feel.

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