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[–] 12 points 3 days ago (3 children)

i don't get the downvotes, I'm glad for the warning

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  • [–] 9 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    What was wrong with just asking a person for what I want? No one asked for more layers of BS and dependency on the internet being functional and a remote service and layers of abstraction and power use and "the system is down" problems. Just give me my damn coffee so I can leave caffeinated.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 days ago

    Its not that hard to just say what I want. This sounds like it would exclusively annoying. I think Maccas already played this movie.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 days ago

    I'm sorry revolution isn't on the menu

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  • [–] 5 points 3 days ago

    I wonder how. I only go there once every four years.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    I don't think so. I have read that they sell disgusting burnt coffee with a lot of water and sugar. I would never go there.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    Fuck this horrendous waste of energy with basically nil upside, who tf thought this was a good idea?

    Am i alone and liking variety? Although I guess I am in the minority, albeit a vocal one, that all of starbucks offerings are basically shit milkshakes.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago

    The only things worth ordering at Starbucks are the coffee and the iced coffee. Maybe with some expresso shots. And even then, it's worth it to look for a local coffee shop

    Once you've had your caffeine as God intended, you have the energy to go somewhere that actually makes food and decent milkshakes

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  • They start doing that, I'll start ordering something different just to fuck with them.

    I don't drink a lot of starbucks...only on long trips because it's predictible. But i would absolutely do this.

    #poisonai

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  • [–] 4 points 3 days ago

    Their AI guessing that I don't want anything at all from shitbucks isn't really impressive, to be honest

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago

    Let's get back 10-15 years ago, please.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago

    So I guess in the only scenario that would find me there, in which I'm craving coffee, on the road without my own provisions, and there's a Starbucks right where I am currently located during this moment of weakness, this AI would already know I don't want anything they serve and will give me directions to a better coffee joint?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago

    "Oh you think you know so much? Lemme get a chocolate shake, too. I wanna milkshake today."

    "Damn it, Tyrell! You are lactose intolerant! Now pull up to the window and pay for your shit!"

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