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Transcript2 Panel Comic

Panel 1: A blonde lady and a bearded man sit at a table playing D&D

Lady: I attack with my pet rock

Guy: What?

Panel 2: The lady, in wizard robes, hurls a rock that cracks against the head of a goblin with a CRIT!!

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[–] 34 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Honestly would be a fun character build with the right DM.

A cursed rock that talks to you and demands sacrifices. After being thrown returns to your inventory in 6 seconds (start of your next turn)

Could do fun things like player can cast spells through the rock like a familiar.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/2619092-stone-shape

    Stone Shape

    You touch a stone object of Medium size or smaller or a section of stone no more than 5 feet in any dimension and form it into any shape you like. For example, you could shape a large rock into a weapon, statue, or coffer, or you could make a small passage through a wall that is 5 feet thick. You could also shape a stone door or its frame to seal the door shut. The object you create can have up to two hinges and a latch, but finer mechanical detail isn’t possible.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 days ago (3 children)

    Latch is self explanatory, but trying to figure out what 1 hinge can't do that 2 hinges can.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    Hold a door straight in its frame. A door with just a single hinge would put a huge amount of torque on it, and start to sag as soon as it started to wear down (stone's not great for moving parts).

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  • [–] 14 points 1 week ago (1 child)
  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    Says it doesn't work while being carried, but it's got a 60 foot range, so I guess you could brain some critter with the pet rock by throwing it, then cast it to whack 'em a second time. Nobody's prepared for the boomeranging pet rock.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago

    Prince Ferdinand the Solid has gained us so much XP here on the Isle of Blind Orphans

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  • [–] 5 points 6 days ago*

    I did this with an earth genasi chain warlock. He had a couple of pet rock familiars. Spells like mold earth, magic stone, and shape stone. He also had a rock of healing which could cause bludgeoning damage in addition to healing, but that was negated by the earth genasi resistance. So he would hit himself with a rock to heal.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago* (1 child)

    lol, I did that in a campaign, I adopted a rock as a son, made it a mini figure, and used it as ranged weapon

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  • [–] 4 points 6 days ago

    Sic 'im, Petro!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    Much akin to the Magician’s Brick!

    https://youtu.be/XvAyPBuqGFU

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  • [–] 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    The ears in these characters trigger me so much

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