xkcd #3319: Elevators

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"A reusable elevator would also be great because we'd save so much on the bulky and expensive shields that people currently use to avoid bruises and rug burns when sliding down the stairs."

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"A reusable elevator would also be great because we'd save so much on the bulky and expensive shields that people currently use to avoid bruises and rug burns when sliding down the stairs."

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[–] 55 points 4 days ago (6 children)

You know what's funny is that before elevators were invented, the higher floors were the cheaper ones.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 days ago

    Grew up in a country without elevators, as children we were told foreign country landlords stay on the ground floor and rent floors above, might be related to this. I think people there prefer higher floors for privacy and sun, sometimes easier roof access compared to bottom floors

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  • [–] 23 points 4 days ago (3 children)

    Wow, this really feels like a metaphor for the state of the world

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  • [–] 23 points 4 days ago* (2 children)

    It's such a waste. Can you believe we used to burn up our fuel in cars instead of just having reusable and recyclable batteries?

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  • Did xkcd was inspired by the Far Side for this one ?

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  • [–] 3 points 4 days ago

    I wonder if he sat on the joke until someone in East Asia replicated reusable rockets.

    Y'know, to not sound like an Elon booster (pun not intended).

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  • [–] 1 point 3 days ago

    one hell of a sound this must make

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    [–] 4 points 4 days ago

    I used just sit on the banisters and slide down them to get down the steps quickly with minimal effort. We can just build a stairway to the heavens, can't we?

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