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[–] 55 points 5 days ago (4 children)

He’s driving with his foot 🀣

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  • [–] 25 points 5 days ago (3 children)

    Big deal. I can do that too πŸ˜‹

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  • [–] 36 points 5 days ago (6 children)

    That's a set up for a two book romance right there

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  • [–] 15 points 5 days ago (5 children)

    Why does their relationship end? Racing isn't the only thing Mr.Monkey does at Mach 5 speed.

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    Lastly, he'd blow of the top of her head.

    Ejaculation of semen is entirly involuntary in the human male, and in all other forms of terrestrial life. It would be unreasonable to assume otherwise for a kryptonian. But with kryptonian muscles behind it, Kal-El's semen would emerge with the muzzle velocity of a machine-gun bullet(3).

    Artifical insemination may give us better results.

    (3)One can imagine that the Kent home in Smallville was riddled with holes during Superboy's puberty. And why did Lana Lang never notice that?

    What a wild ride.

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  • [–] 37 points 5 days ago (4 children)

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_World_monkey

    Old World monkey genera include baboons (genus Papio), red colobus (genus Piliocolobus), and macaques (genus Macaca).

    Well I'll be a son of a gun

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  • [–] 12 points 5 days ago (3 children)

    Apes are also cladistically monkeys, so we are monkeys too.

    You did, in fact, evolve from monkeys.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    Here he comes!

    Mach5 monkey!

    He's a simian on wheels!

    He's a simian and he's gonna be chasing after someone!

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  • I love beetlemoses

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  • [–] 5 points 5 days ago

    He was scanning the horizon!

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  • [–] 4 points 4 days ago

    I know a miata when I see one ... Mx5 monkey

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