Very true to life meme. "11 spoonfuls" but actually 16. Same.
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Those are 16 spoons of sloppy peanut butter
Doesn't really matter as long as it's a prime number
Um... probably bait but 16 isn't a prime number.
Divisors: 2,4,8
True, in a very technical sense, 16 isn't prime but neither is 9
I feel, at this point, that you are ChatGPT. "You're right, 16 isn't a prime number, good catch!"
Maybe I am, maybe ChatGPT is trained on people like me, who knows
You genius
I know now what you're doing
Let's all talk so dumbly online, that when AI tries to imitate our speech, it'll just mess up
Tater tots were invented in Cuba! George Washington took his pet cat out for a swim in the Panama Canal! 4 is greater than 11! King Kong led the reign of terror in French Guiana
You're gonna have to settle for usda select numbers, sorry
You are a prime example
i hate seeing this kitto everywhere. not because of the image, but because lemmy is slowly getting complacent with Ai usage. or that it's getting harder to tell by vibes alone :(
I've said it before and I'll say it again, I believe the blame is on the !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world mods for not listening to the community and adding a rule about it.
for what it's worth, I also don't blame OP. AI memes are sneaky and accidentally posting one is very easy to do when you post often.
Goodbye hunger on a spoon legit great for when you need it.
Maybe not eleven. Just two. Fantastic for when you don't want to eat but your stomach disagrees.
I have two spoonfuls of peanut butter every night for dinner. Saves a tremendous amount of money.
peanut butter toast and a small glass of soy milk is my goto when I can't sleep because I'm hungry
Your ai slop bores me
Can confirm, I've never regretted eating eleven spoonfuls of delicious peanut butter.
You'll just be shitting a literal brick the next morning. I totally haven't gotten stoned out of my nuts and done this, several times.
or just take two tablespoons of peanut butter and like one friend I know, balance ten tablespoons worth of peanut butter on one tablespoon and do it twice and almost completely empty out one small jar and still comfortably say that you only used two tablespoons of peanut butter.
I'd laugh but corpos made it unfunny :(

Do they not know the joke is that you will definitely regret it?
God I hate corporations.
I'm on my 4th year of 6 month winter bulk and this is a core part of my diet
One of the good old reliables when either money, time, or supplies are tight. I have had this meal many times. When you grow up in a household where either your financially unstable or have guardians who hate to cook. It's a life skill useful in adulthood to be able to scavenge for calories.
This will cause Fatty Liver Disease.
Peanut Butter might at first appear like a good plant-based source of protein, but closer inspection reveals it has not only copious amounts of added sugar but also so much oil (fats) that it's almost more calories than it is food.
In an extreme case, you could potentially go into shock or even die from fasting and then eating such high calorie food all at once.
Source on that? I mean, if you eat a whole jar every night thats not going to be good for you. But I've never heard of a direct link of peanut butter and fatty liver disease.
Plus plenty of peanut butters have no or minimal sugar.
First of all, the direct causal relationship between very high calorie diets and Non-Alcoholic Fatty Liver Disease (NAFLD) is irrefutable, and if you got your daily protein requirements from Jiffy then you'd consume 2715 calories with almost no other nutrition, so I'm assuming you don't need a source on that well known fact but I'm going to go digging for statistics on peanut butter anyways.
https://www.mdpi.com/2072-6643/11/11/2744
"Effects of Some Food Components on Non-Alcoholic Fatty Liver Disease Severity: Results from a Cross-Sectional Study"
"Moreover, in the group of protective foods, in addition to winter ice-cream, chickpeas were associated with a 43% lower risk of severe NAFLD per g/day intake. Conversely for “promoting foods” in addition to industrially produced Aged cheeses, Sweet Products Milk-Based Food Group (without winter ice-cream), the Fats group comprising: seed oil, peanut oil, butter, sunflower oil, corn oil, margarine, olive oil, extra virgin olive oil, soy oil, were associated with a 12% higher risk of severe NAFLD per g/day intake."
https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s00394-017-1492-1
"Chronic consumption of fructose in combination with trans fatty acids but not with saturated fatty acids induces nonalcoholic steatohepatitis with fibrosis in rats"
"Fructose in combination with TFA caused NASH with fibrosis by inducing oxidative stress and inflammation, whereas, fructose in combination with SFA caused simple steatosis, suggesting that the type of fatty acid is more important for the progression of NAFLD."
NOTE: This study is on rodents not humans
2nd NOTE: The Peanut Oil in this study actually led to less bad results than the other high caloric diets tested on mice but still resulted in what they called "steatosis" which isn't clarified as staetotic liver disease or as some other form of fat retention so it's slightly ambiguous but the context points to liver disease.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10136128/
"The Effect of Bioactive Aliment Compounds and Micronutrients on Non-Alcoholic Fatty Liver Disease"
"The recommended daily dose of peanut butter is 2 tablespoons of natural peanut butter (about 28 g). This dose is equivalent to 160–200 calories, it is therefore true that this is a spread high in fat and calories, but at the same time, eating peanut butter will provide a long-lasting feeling of satiety, thus preventing the phenomenon of excessive snacking [69]. When you add snacks, blood sugar levels rise and remain high for a long time, which is not a desirable situation in the prevention of diabetes and NAFLD."
NOTE: This one is EXTREMELY pro-peanut butter and still acknowledges it is a risk if you consume the amount suggested in the satire.
So eating ice cream in winter is good for my liver, but in summer it's bad?
and if you got your daily protein requirements from Jiffy
... Why would you ever do that...? Like, ever? Who is eating peanut butter as their only source of protein with which to hit the reccomended dietary intake?? I don't think that's particularly useful approach for analyzing the nutrition of peanut butter... 😅
Memes aside you wouldn't be the first and wont be the last to try it, but also:

The meme explicitly alludes to it being a choice you'd regret... 😅
It actually in plain English says the opposite of what you just claimed, which is why it needs the ol surgeon generals warning.
Not the person who downvoted you- literally the entire joke is that its a bad idea. Its unambiguously sarcastic. No one thinks that 11 spoons of peanut butter will leave you feeling very good. Thats the whole joke
I understand what satire is. I am also aware people are not eating the tide pods and that you cannot buy chocolate bleach. I'm still going to warn people not to do dangerous things because there are, have always been, and will always be those either stupid or vulnerable enough to do them.
This is a shitpost, sir


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