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[–] 3 points 1 week ago (7 children)

and if you got your daily protein requirements from Jiffy

... Why would you ever do that...? Like, ever? Who is eating peanut butter as their only source of protein with which to hit the reccomended dietary intake?? I don't think that's particularly useful approach for analyzing the nutrition of peanut butter... 😅

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  • [–] -1 points 1 week ago (6 children)

    Memes aside you wouldn't be the first and wont be the last to try it, but also:

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    The meme explicitly alludes to it being a choice you'd regret... 😅

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  • [–] 0 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    It actually in plain English says the opposite of what you just claimed, which is why it needs the ol surgeon generals warning.

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  • [–] 0 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    Not the person who downvoted you- literally the entire joke is that its a bad idea. Its unambiguously sarcastic. No one thinks that 11 spoons of peanut butter will leave you feeling very good. Thats the whole joke

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  • [–] 1 point 6 days ago

    I understand what satire is. I am also aware people are not eating the tide pods and that you cannot buy chocolate bleach. I'm still going to warn people not to do dangerous things because there are, have always been, and will always be those either stupid or vulnerable enough to do them.

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