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[–] 55 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wait until they find out about honey.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 week ago (7 children)

    MOST food is gross if you think about it too hard. never stopped me before 🤷‍♀️

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago* (3 children)

    Honey? Bee vomit.

    Syrup? Tree blood.

    Hotdogs? You don't even wanna know.

    We'll turn literal cat shit into expensive coffee.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Simply handling raw chicken should convince anyone of this.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

    Then tell them they just filled their mouth with bug secretions.

    Why wait until Halloween? Go to your nearest coffee/tea shop and say it to folks who decide bug secretions are better than sugar in their beverage.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    Does anyone like candy corn?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    The same ingredient used in candy corn is also used in paint and nail polish.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago

    Delicious juicy yummy bug secretions

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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    It's the secretion of the future

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