Cool, so my gas prices are lower right?

On a positive note, making Venezuela a 51st state would mean DC and Puerto Rico would finally get a better shot.

Simultaneously, it would tarnish the entire concept of statehood, introducing the specter of imperialism into it's definition.

He conquered and invaded Venezuela and stole their oil. Not much outrage out there for that blatantly corrupt russia-like move. Is the world broken or are the billionaire-owned media companies that good?

LOL, 1M barrels. So, just over an hour's worth of oil? Assuming we can even refine it?

What makes him think Venezuela would even vote for him if they were a state? Not to mention you're going to have a really hard time deporting all those illegal immigrants (brown people) once you make 32 million Venezuelans citizens.

So that means Venezuelans will get USA citizenship right?... Right?

His idiot voters don't even realize that making Venezuela a state would give its people voting rights. They would need to understand the difference between state and a US territory to realize that. And for that they would need basic reasoning ability.

Wait wait, I thought he wanted Greenland as the 51st state?

Gosh. I hope Canada and Greenland don't get mad. I know both of them look forward to being (86☼47) - #51.

I've heard they were both clamoring at the UN to be the number one draft pick for US position #51.

He does realize that making Venezuela the 51st state would make all those brown people who don't speak English actual US citizens? I mean. Obviously he doesn't, but you know...

I didn't give him permission to make Venezuela a state

1 million barrels of thick sludge. Definitely just as easy to refine as middle eastern light crude.

Fuck this bullshit. Our system needs to spit him out and grind him into the ground and remove every trace of this asshole from society.

Dude, nobody wants to be the 51st state of America.

US spent 20 years demonizing the party and army in Charge of Venezuela. Kidnapping president, and providing enough bribery to VP to pass down to army, while opposing elections where their puppet opposition that even gave Trump their nobel peace prize. There never was any freedom ideology whatsoever. Only colonialism.

One million barrels of stolen oil.

What’s that? 10 mins of gas for east coast?

Phhffffttt

Oh great, first we had to share a union with fascist states and now he wants to add a red-fascist state under duress? Fuck that, just sign their asses up for NATO and call it good.

Wowie wow wow!!

Fun fact: the human body is made of 75% water. Except for Trump. He's made of 75% hot air.