When will The Wall Street Journal start calling Artificial Intelligence (AI), a very bad and inaccurate name, SI (Super Intelligence), the name which virtually everyone else is using, or soon will be. In short order, we will be officially BANNING the term, “AI/Artificial Intelligence,” in all relevant documents, and everything else, due to its inaccuracy. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

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I wonder when we'll get black bagged for saying "AI".

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[–] 73 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Okay, who asked a genie for Trump to ban AI?

I'm not mad, I just want to know. And also hope you have a wish or two left.

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  • [–] [S] 33 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    It feels like one of those exact words wishes.

    The genie makes Trump ban "AI". Catch is, he replaced it with "SI".

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  • [–] 31 points 1 week ago* (11 children)

    We’re going to just say it even harder now.

    ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE.

    I’d like to ask everyone that when you see articles calling it SI, or super intelligence- when you see this bullshit, ask in the comments what it is. And when you get a response explaining it. Say:

    “Oh. You mean AI.”

    And never stop doing this. Deadname the shit out of it.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 week ago (7 children)

    Worked for Twitter, Comcast, sallie Mae, Facebook sorta, many others. I'm not saying it's smart but there's plenty of instances where changing the name of the thing resets peoples opinion's of said thing.

    He's going to announce some trump si company probably.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    I hear he and his buddies just bought a bunch of .si domains.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 week ago

    Awesome. I was calling it slop and I'll continue to do so.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 week ago

    You cannot write satire more bizarre than what Trump does on a weekly basis.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    I swear I remember him saying anyone using the word AI is a terrorist just last week. Did I hallucinate that 😩

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  • [–] 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Ok, so, here, in this country, the president can't "ban" words, fuck him for thinking he can. He only thinks that because he's a cunt, a bitch, a traitor, and a fucking piece of shit.

    See, I can say that, because this is America. Fuck you you old bitch, die already.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 week ago

    Not fascist, at all.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Honestly good. I hate that the term AI has been taken over by this LLM slop. Let em all out themselves by calling them slop intelligence.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 week ago

    Someone put.grandpa in a home, he's lost his marbles.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago

    The better term is illusionary intelligence. Its all a lie trying trick you into thinking it can think.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 week ago

    is he having trouble selling his .si domains names?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Next up: White house only allows SI units, all others banned.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago

    Lmao. Where be the frozen peach squad???

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago

    Good luck, pedo.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

    My theory on this is he is trying to leverage contrarions. He knows how unpopular he is whether or not he admits it publicly. He wants to boost the concept of AI and talking about AI, and help continue it's constituent wreckless spending just a liiiiitle while longer by making it rebellious to talk about. If that bubble pops on his watch his legacy will take a huge hit. He's forbidden fruiting something that smells like a corpse, walks like a corpse, and quacks like a corpse.

    Edit: Ultimately he is doing what he did when covid hit. How he botched covid is similar to how he's trying to botch the economic equivalent of covid brewing that is over investment in AI. By muddying the conversation and dictating inane talking points he's hoping to smoke bomb out of the whole situation.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    I cant decide if he is morelike Caligula or Nero

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    I prefer the term "digital parrot with a stolen dictionary" anyway.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Stupor intelligence is the perfect name for it, ai means other things.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Why though? Is this a favor to someone? Does he gain anything from it himself? Does he just enjoy renaming things?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, this one got me. Like, most of what Trump does isn't hard to figure out. He's a very simple man. But I have no idea why he has such a bug up his ass about this particular thing.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Wow, what great priorities he has.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago

    TBH the right sentiment for so many wrong reasons.

    “Artificial Intelligence” as a brand is so misleading it should be criminal.

    …Not that this alternative is any more accurate, but at least it’s a more obscure academic term, and sounds stupid so people won’t take it too seriously.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    Fuck that noise, just ban the child rapist instead.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    I suppose it is a relative term in relation to his.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago

    What I love is the ass munchers that went to visit him and pretend he is well is gonna have to bend over so long now that it will visibly hurt, inside their psychotic hearts, they will just know this is the one thing they will be after this, their legacy will be when they bent to lick the defacations of a demented egomaniac and smile exemplifying forever and immortalizing what happens when cocaine spiked frontal-lobe defects using all their brain power to dominate the free market like a game and then suddenly have to choose between their entire dignity and fully their entire career or lose the dictator's favor. The facade that a whole team has worked on for decades, painted over and over their cutrhroat tactics and unethical heists, everything banks on them making a sacrifice of themselves in the most public hypercapitalist way, signaling their unquestionable incompetence at their respective professional claims.

    It is such a treat that the worst human vile pig gang culminate over and over in this embarrassing theatre of the sociopath's last hallucinations as his dementia draws it's final desperate cry for help

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago

    By virtually everyone he means just him

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago

    Yeah, but Trump says a lot of things, and I don't give a runny shit about the other ones either.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    Suits me. “Cuck coding” it is.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    Well, the concept of "intelligence" for Trump fits with Super Intelligence.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago

    Sure call it SI, for Simulated Intelligence, because that's all it is, an illusion of intelligence.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago

    Trump should rename the word "thinking" to "Amercaning."

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