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[–] 50 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I feel like if your condiment cow’s udders need to have this many warnings on it then you’ve done a bad job making your condiment cow. What is the point of sparking the imagination only to body-slam it into the concrete of reality? We have the technology, we can give it pullable teats!

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  • [–] 13 points 2 weeks ago

    The design is probably super shit.

    I bet people have pulled in the past, and yanked out the entire squeeze bottle, which is possibly not closed on the end, causing a massive mess.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 weeks ago*

    So I've never milked a cow before but I completely agree with you that my first instinct is to pull, so non-pullable teats is a design flaw.

    But then I looked online and it seems that for a real teat the instructions say, "Don't pull".

    So maybe, just maybe, the warnings are there to teach the proper way to milk a BBQ sauce teat.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    this is... sweet but also... so weird and uncomfortable.

    it makes me think that the "farm owner" is a fun person but also... perhaps a bit out of touch. environmental story telling.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

    Yeah no, and they'll try to make the vegans sound crazy.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

    The cow at least makes sense; why tf are we milking a pig?!?

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  • [–] 10 points 2 weeks ago

    "P-please.. be gentle..." 🥺

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago

    "I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?"

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  • [–] 15 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    Well that's... Mildly unnerving...

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Dare I say, udderly unnerving.

    That's my set for tonight, you've been a lovely audience. Try out the salad bar and give it up for the next act. Good night!

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Why do people keep posting pictures of me

    pls let me dispense condiments in peace

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago

    Must…. Pull….

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    Bioengineering has gone too far!

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    What’s even the point with no HP?

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