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[–] 50 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I feel like if your condiment cow’s udders need to have this many warnings on it then you’ve done a bad job making your condiment cow. What is the point of sparking the imagination only to body-slam it into the concrete of reality? We have the technology, we can give it pullable teats!

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  • [–] 13 points 2 weeks ago

    The design is probably super shit.

    I bet people have pulled in the past, and yanked out the entire squeeze bottle, which is possibly not closed on the end, causing a massive mess.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 weeks ago*

    So I've never milked a cow before but I completely agree with you that my first instinct is to pull, so non-pullable teats is a design flaw.

    But then I looked online and it seems that for a real teat the instructions say, "Don't pull".

    So maybe, just maybe, the warnings are there to teach the proper way to milk a BBQ sauce teat.

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