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[–] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

Destroy the earth before the sun can.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 weeks ago

    Let it swallow the earth then sue it for damages

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  • [–] 11 points 2 weeks ago*

    Preemptive strike! Nuke the sun!

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago

    I’ll swallow it myself.

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  • Piss on it. That will surely extinguish it

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago

    I've been broadcasting for help on frequency 1420.3556 MHz since the summer of 1977. No response yet, but fingers crossed.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago

    Coat the Earth in that bitter stuff they put on Nintendo Switch cartridges so the sun spits it out before it has a chance to swallow.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago

    Vote against the ballot measure to stop an asteroid impacting Earth, but only in cases where the asteroid is going to adjust Earth's orbit to be farther away from the sun. As long as I didn't mess up becoming immortal 5 billion years should be enough time for these opportunities to come up, so I shouldn't have to bother with other sun-protection measures.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago

    Earthlings must swallow the sun before it can swallow us

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago

    SPF5000000000 sunscreen

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago

    I'll answer with another question.

    War, what is it good for?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago

    i will put a mirror on my roof so that when the sun reaches earth it will be reflected back to where it came

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago*

    I've been working on my leg strength so I can hold its jaws open with my feet.

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    Seems too early to worry about it now. Ask me again in 4999999999 years.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    It can't swallow us if we swallow it first

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    Cry and masturbate. Oh wait, you said prevent?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    Organize all firefighters, no, only the best firefighters in the world and lead them in a special mission to the Sun. We are gonna smother and extinguish that mf before it can hit us, and I'm gonna bang the hottest daughter of the firemen too, in case we fail!

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    I've written a sternly worded letter to the editor of my local paper.

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  • Die so someone more useful in the fight to survive may have the resources I would have used up pointlessly.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    I read A World Out Of Time. That's one way to solve that problem.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    The real question is how do I mark this in my calender.

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