Maintenance request: Replicator malfunctioning, I can see the bottom of my food bowl and am wasting away.
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Captain, Chief Engineer Mittens has knocked shields down. Oop, they’re back up. Now they’re down again. Shields back u.. and they’re down.
In the future, cats evolved to simply walk through solid objects.
Beam me up,
Beam me up,
Higher now human
Cat on transporter pad: Okay, chief, energize... no. Wait. Maybe I don't want to beam down. Hmm, yeah, I guess I do. Energi... No. Let me think about it. It might be cold down there... Alright I'll chance it, energi... Is it raining down there? If it's raining I'd rather stay here. Not raining? Good. Okay, energize... old on. Actually, I'm just going to lay in a sunbeam on holodeck 3.
Do you think doing so would take away one of the cats 9 lives each time?
Or does each clone get it's own separate set of 9 lives?
I'm not sure a cat would settle for a red shirt. They all seem to think they're Command.
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