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[–] 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

Maintenance request: Replicator malfunctioning, I can see the bottom of my food bowl and am wasting away.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 weeks ago

    Captain, Chief Engineer Mittens has knocked shields down. Oop, they’re back up. Now they’re down again. Shields back u.. and they’re down.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 weeks ago

    Pspspsps when the walls fell

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  • [–] 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    In the future, cats evolved to simply walk through solid objects.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 weeks ago

    I get beamed down, but I beam up again.....

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

    Beam me up,
    Beam me up,
    Higher now human

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago

    Cat on transporter pad: Okay, chief, energize... no. Wait. Maybe I don't want to beam down. Hmm, yeah, I guess I do. Energi... No. Let me think about it. It might be cold down there... Alright I'll chance it, energi... Is it raining down there? If it's raining I'd rather stay here. Not raining? Good. Okay, energize... old on. Actually, I'm just going to lay in a sunbeam on holodeck 3.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Do you think doing so would take away one of the cats 9 lives each time?

    Or does each clone get it's own separate set of 9 lives?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago

    Each clone gets the same number of lives preserved from the original, of course. A clone doesn't take a life away form the original.

    You should be focusing on what happens when the transporter kills the original. That's where the situation gets iffy.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    I'm not sure a cat would settle for a red shirt. They all seem to think they're Command.

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