And I'm not against more >:3

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[–] 79 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

I would love a sub. Can I get a 12” veggie with no cheese, and a light vinigraitte? All dressed

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  • [–] [M] 63 points 3 weeks ago* (13 children)

    God damn it, who told the people?

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  • [–] [S] 42 points 3 weeks ago (12 children)

    Personal experience and also I remember seeing a meme that was like "You can just go to a sub, call them cute and they are all yours" and it's pretty accurate from what I saw :3

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  • [–] 15 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

    as a sub, yes, accurate :3

    need someone to fluster me then claim me and make me their pet :3

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

    This could be arranged, lil wolf, I could domesticate you and give you lots of care~

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

    i see that you are on a client that doesnt display display names

    thethunderwolf is my old username and never had anything meaningful to do with wolves, was just random

    iuminou is my actual username but lemmy has no name changes nor acc transfers

    anyway with what you were saying, maybe :3

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

    You know, minou is a word in french for kitty, so I could call you my lil minou~ :3c

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (3 children)

    >//////<

    sjsdfgdshjgfdshjfdgjshdjfghjshdfgsagdhfjhfghjsdhjfgsfsksdkfhg >w<

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    You're so cute when you blush~ I love making a sub so flustered they write in bottom text >:3

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  • [–] 31 points 3 weeks ago

    So you get to be disappointed 3x as much when you tell them to drink water?

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  • [–] 27 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

    do u have any idea how sad not being able to travel to them feels afterwards 😭😭

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  • [–] [S] 19 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    I know, we recently added someone in our polycule, but she lives in the south of the USA while we are in Quebec, I want to hug and cuddle her so much but can't

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  • [–] 23 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    its why i dont do long distance its so heart-stabbing yearning to not be able to teleport

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  • [–] 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Yeah I can't do long distance. Even something like 2 hrs apart feels like a huge gulf :(

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    My gf lives 40 miles (abt an hour drive) away and that already feels like too much. I stay up there for days when I visit. But we're also considering moving in together soon :3

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  • [–] 15 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Well now you're just being greedy. Save some for everyone else.

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  • [–] [S] 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    If I want to share myself with everyone, is it still greedy? :3c

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

    All I get are weird out of the blue messages by people I have never interacted with :(

    Now, I wouldn't mind that really, but there is a bit of a leap between "hi" and "want to suck my dick"

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  • [–] 1 point 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Damn, cutie. Shame it goes like that sometimes. I am looking for people to do some everyday chatting with, would you be down?

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  • [–] 25 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

    Lemmy DMs are not private, just saying

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    I didn't know that, but I usually ask them if they want to discuss on Discord or Matrix next, since Lemmy's dms are not that great

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  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago

    I’ve always wanted an Alpha class submarine!

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    They say just by commenting you're entering an agreement to take one with you and it's a legally binding contract haha oh noooo

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

    mrow 🥺 this is true btw

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)
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  • [–] [S] 2 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

    What does this adorable kitty want? Headpats or something else? :3c

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    I'll make you purr so loud that you'll sound like the engine of a car :3

    Like these: https://youtube.com/shorts/PWUl79KcOZU

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (9 children)

    Oh, you're a cute kitty :3

    I'd love to pet your hair and hear you purr~

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Hey! You can't just do that! It cannot be that easy...

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Oh? Did I get someone's head all fuzzy inside? :3c

    Does this kitty want more~

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago

    hey! Nicole the fediverse chick doesn't count!

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    they're called communities on here

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    [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

    I much prefer the push, pull, and unpredictable nature of switches like myself, but I love a good sub, as a treat

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