Spent today helping out mate with sick Kelpie. Had to go to specialist and mate is pretty anxious without their little mate. Kelpie was the best boy though. Finally found what's wrong - cyst UNDER its spine. Apparently dogs can sometime inhale grass seeds which can wheedle into weird arse positions. Little mate is lining up for surgery which should fix it then the hard yards of keeping a working dog still /quiet for recovery

Lol, moved around 15kg boxes today, reorganising the freeze room, and I picked up Mickey just now and he barely registered as heavy. He's 7kg lol.

I guess I am getting stronger. My fat is being converted to muscle, so I can crush man's head between thighs like sparrow egg yes

wtf is with all the fucking pauline hanson ads every where 🤬

also, she is wearing a top at least ten years out of fashion, maybe she is dressing like donald trump, dressing like the people he is trying to con

Back to melbs today 😭

Solved the bogong problem. Another massive wave last night with at least what seemed like a 1000+ inside.

Put 2 bug zappers outside, opened everything up, flywire off, turned inside lights off and used a leaf blower. Moths are far too big for the zappers so they're safe. And shit me when they started swarming as soon as the lights were out the noise was wild.

Anyway they all left👏

Would hate to have a moth phobia atm.

I have never been a hay fever person thankfully. But holy fuck. Every indoor surface is covered in sperm and I am so itchy. I feel so sorry for anyone who finds this season terrible every year. Should I give an antihistamine a go?

I tried one of these new Fuller meal replacement iced coffee drink things and whoo boy am I full of something right now

This might be a better question for, say, another evening, BUT... if your house is going up/down, one way or another, what are the three non-essential items you're grabbing? Not talking fire safes, passports or insurance docs.

Mine are... 1 x Toby's ashes (potentially ironic) 1 x Mofusand plushie 1 x LV handbag (one is a particularly loved piece)

How peculiar

can't sleep

up since 5

ache

time for latin 💃

Cras iter longum facio

Tomorrow I'm going for a day trip by train to relax

Lovely day out there, the clouds are burning off. 😊

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Should’ve put the summer doona on last time I did the bed linen. Will do it at the weekend.

I think I might just be incredibly jaded, but the 10 Things I Hate About You thingy on Dancing with the Stars feels like a desperate vote grab. I guess they've got to have someone pulling heartstrings everywhere. In saying that though, Julia Stiles sure can dance, she's always been awesome.

It’s a LUSTMORD morning 💀🖤