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[–] 1 point 1 year ago

Correct, dream achieved!

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  • Well then, that explains something. So what happened to the other me's?

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Thanks to THC destroying my ability to REM, I have become Jet Li's the One.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    You can remember your dreams if you will it.

    No really it sounds like new age bullshit, but if you set intentions before you sleep you'll subconsciously carry them out.

    These don't do much but hey I can wake up at whatever time I want without an alarm.

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  • [–] 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Is this AI slop? Feels like it

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago*

    Jet Li's "The One"

    He becomes more powerful every time one of his multiverse others die and this is the scene where he proclaims "I WILL BE THE ONE" beforing kicking the asses of a million consecutive people on planet hell.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    Why is this in funny?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    That's comforting, I'm a lone wolf across the streams of time, battling it out for no other reason than fuck you

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    As long as a mirror still has your reflection there is still another.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    "There can be only one..."

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    And here I thought at least anotherbversion of me in an alternate reality turned out better than I did.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Aren't there infinite timeliness? Couldn't you get new branches as versions of you come into being? What about timeliness where the afterlife is real, wouldn't you dream about heaven?

    I wish the afterlife was real...

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    There can be only one.

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  • Important note that new parallel universes are created each time you roll the dice.

    By acting on randomness, you can split your fate and therefore lower your odds of complete extinction.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago
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    Given the state of the world in my dreams, that would mean I only exist in the most unhinged of realities. Each dream world always starts in a reasonable place before it became what it is and I'm only ever around for the early stages of collapse or well into the post collapse world.

    Sorry guys, this shitty timeline is my fault.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago
    [–] -1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    That doesn't make sense. If I died in this timeline there should still be altenative versions of the timeline where I'd still be alive

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