Please for the love of our timelines...

Please crop your memes.

You were holding your farts for 8 hours?

Finally found something wrong with WFH, I can't make my office nemesis smell my farts anymore 😭

BEHOLD, MY POWER!

You just outed yourself, Brandon. We work close together in an office. Chew with your mouth closed. Stop belching as loud as you can. Keep the racist shit to yourself. And if you didn’t want to be mocked relentlessly for voting for Trump, and then blaming both sides, I guess you should not have done that. Gas is expensive because you voted for Trump, not because of the democrats. Oh, you wouldn’t do it again? That’s nice. No go back in time and not vote for Trump. Oh, you can’t? Well thanks for contributing.

Tomorrow, I’m going to dig into you again, in my 1000 part series on shaming at the workplace: why it is necessary. Tomorrow’s topic will be: the incalculable damage that has been done to the sciences, specifically: health and climate sciences. How has your stupid decision ruined our children’s future? Tune in tomorrow, at work, for more.

I wish I could but I can't trust a fart anymore =/

One of us! One of us!

Almost a shitpost

It's crazy to me to think that people are just not farting all day, or sneaking away to do it. At most, learn some volume control; but either way live your truth and let 'er rip

We need more black bars!!!!

Productivity counts as productivity.

I've literally been written up because I farted at work once.

One of the few upside of working close to noisy industrial machines. 👍

you late to the party. if you don't fart in the interview are you even considered human?

This is a milestone in life. It's equivalent to achieve your first million dollars.

people and their black bars in this comment section...