WINNER 🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

In previous contests the lettuce won only pyrrhic victories.

Today, you could still safely eat the lettuce even under the draconian FDA standards of the previous administration.

Not even a hint of mold...

Now I want to hear audio of the Mortal Kombat dude:

LETTUCE….

WINS

An older kid told me that lettuce isn't real. That it's like Slash where it's just a guy with a wig and top hat and it's not always the same guy. Tell me it isn't so!

For WH press? Need to add long blond hair and boobs. Not sure eyes are necessary although a mouth might be.