Missed me!

Uh, how often does it do this. Just the one time?

I should be safe, I'm close to a border, and it seems to prefer the middle of the state.

It's kind of jumping to conclusions to call it evil. We can't tell who it's stabbing.

You gotta eat the stars that apear when he does his lightning attack then shoot them back at him when he tries to stab you

Ow

It missed all of Idaho! I know we are the Texas of the north, but we deserve a stabbing too!

I didn’t realize Mexico was a state.

That explains my shoulder pain....

Sweet, this thing missed me! It doesn't do it often does it? And how hard does it stab? Is it like a slight prod? Or does it draw blood? Or is it fatal even?

Canada, stop touching me ;)

The cloud is just someone else's knife

Does it accept requests?

They have data centers for that now.

Omnipotent cloud?