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[โ€“] 3 points 3 weeks ago

They have data centers for that now.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 3 weeks ago

    Omnipotent cloud?

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    [โ€“] 31 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Missed me!

    Uh, how often does it do this. Just the one time?

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  • [โ€“] 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    I should be safe, I'm close to a border, and it seems to prefer the middle of the state.

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  • [โ€“] 14 points 3 weeks ago

    It's kind of jumping to conclusions to call it evil. We can't tell who it's stabbing.

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    [โ€“] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    You gotta eat the stars that apear when he does his lightning attack then shoot them back at him when he tries to stab you

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    [โ€“] 7 points 3 weeks ago

    It missed all of Idaho! I know we are the Texas of the north, but we deserve a stabbing too!

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    I didnโ€™t realize Mexico was a state.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    That explains my shoulder pain....

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    Sweet, this thing missed me! It doesn't do it often does it? And how hard does it stab? Is it like a slight prod? Or does it draw blood? Or is it fatal even?

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 3 weeks ago

    Canada, stop touching me ;)

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    [โ€“] 3 points 3 weeks ago

    The cloud is just someone else's knife

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