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[–] 68 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Well first you put on your robe and wizard hat

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  • [–] 53 points 3 weeks ago

    Spell of toes curling

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    [–] 15 points 3 weeks ago

    It casts a touch range spell, the somatic component consists of switching it on and applying it to the spell's target in the right way, and the result is typically the target squirming around and making happy noises. They have disadvantage on all checks for 1d12 rounds.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 weeks ago

    Look at those walls...

    This is proof that there's somebody out there that basically lives in an at-least-roomscale cosplay-space of a medieval wizard tower.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 weeks ago

    It’s not a general purpose wand. It’s more like a D&D wand that only cast one spell. It can basically stun lock certain target persons.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago

    For more information, ponder us on your orb.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago

    I put on my robe and wizard hat...

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago

    Spills. You cast spills with that.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Where does one aquire wizard robes?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    Idk ask Mom

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago

    You can't cast spells, but it does do magic.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago

    Don't drink a full bottle of Dusse and Willett before shopping online.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    Oh that's the reason the robes are designed that way

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    There has to be a "loose like sleeve of wizard" joke somewhere in there.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    Use it on the balls of an enemy and they will think they got hit with a torsion spell

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    You fools really gonna tell the actual wizard your spells?

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