It's optimized for Al.

"Move fast and break things."

What if AI means “anal insertion”

It's optimized for AI so is the AI using it and fucking me more than it already is? Or is it empty because I can't fuck data?

What is SF?

The vibe-coded Coney Island whitefish

AI is love in japanese 愛 so maybe they're weebs who are into keikaku parenthood.

The first condom designed for unconsentual sex where everyone is getting fucked by AI.

Looks like a few companies have made "AI" condoms for marketing, usually leaning heavily on how everything is a bit too ... On point? ... Into it? Absolutely fucked with AI?

While trying to find the one this one came from I found one that was basically "we put AI in the condom, so just get an erection, put it on, take out your phone, open the app, sign in, scan the QR code on your penis, complete registration and sync, finish software updates, re-pair the condom, configure session preferences, and now you're ready for AI enhanced intercourse with features such as helpful mid coitus tips, aggressive affirmation that you're doing great, and constant requests for feedback".

Ironically, condoms have actually been AI optimized for decades. The laser scanning defect detection system everyone uses is built on a type of AI that's got next to nothing in common with the current frenzy and more to do with "statistics".

Perhaps it’s for the clankers to go fuck themselves with.

It works by causing boner loss when you see the label

In the thumbnail that blanket looks like a good piece of bacon.

"Ah it's generated, that explains the lumps and weird (d)angle"

Optimized for artificial insemination?

This needs to be reposted on fuck_ai

"shut up baby, i know it"

-Bender

Does this mean I can fuck my computer without catching a virus?