There you go. Edit your post to use the uncensored version.

Trust your butthole to someone who dislikes you, great idea!

I'm gonna tell you something that I once heard from a very, very smart woman named Kim.

The lady who waxes you…?

She told me, "if you don't love what you do... then why do it?"; then she ripped the hair from my b-hole

Not sure who is going to be learning a lesson here, but I don't think its going to be the person who waxes buttholes professionally.

Don’t forget to tip

batthole? Does it hold your insulation batts?

"The solution to your frustrations is capitalism" ok buddy

Targeting a woman who offended you with her words and forcing her to stare at your butthole (yes, even if that's her job) sounds like harassment, not revenge.